Shakesperean Banter
Andrew: s'up?
me: nothing. where are you?
Andrew: a couple rows back
the senate office is full
so i'm here again
me: ah.
Andrew: yeh
me: uh huh
yep
absolutely
Andrew: kristin and your mom was at target
and your mom said that you need a ride
on thursday
me: i know, they said you were the changing room attendant
Andrew: yeah
me: and yes i know that.
Andrew: operator
me: whatever
hey, on my web page, what should i put on it?
Andrew: i don't know. what's your theme?
me: me
it's my homepage
Andrew: then i don't know
me: okay, then ill use lorem ipsum for the time being
Andrew: lol
me: http://www.lipsum.com/
http: //robert.aj.young.googlepages.com/home
Andrew: and who says Latin is a dead language?
me: it's not latin!
Andrew: IT'S BASED ON IT
me: well IT'S NOT LATIN!!!!
Andrew: PEACE, YE FAT GUTS!
me: Who are you calling "fat"?
Andrew: CONFUSION NOW HATH MADE HIS MASTERPIECE!
there
me: Thou art as tedious as a tired horse, a railing wife, Worse than a smoky house.
take that!
Andrew: draw your neck out of your collar, simp
me: sayeth the bard
Andrew: you, minion, are too saucy
Thou loggerheaded brazen-faced scut!
me: You speak unskilfully: or, if your knowledge be more, it is
much darkened in your malice.
Andrew: Why thou globe of sinful continents, what a life dost thou lead!
me: Thou art the veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth.
Andrew: A fool go with thy soul, whither it goes!
me: but seriously, did you check out the site?
Andrew: yes
me: my site?
Andrew: yes, Thou map of woe!
me: it is, isn't it?
a map of woe
Andrew: this is the best: Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.
LOL
me: heh
Andrew: this is the most screwed up IM conversation ever
me: yep. this will make an awesome tumblog
Andrew: lol
me: yeah
Andrew: Thou craven rough-hewn clotpole!
me: grrrrr,
Andrew: snarl
me: snark
blarg
Andrew: gralb
me: ???
Andrew: krans
me: wtf?
Andrew: blarg and snark backwards
me: what?
oh.
Mar 23rd